SPORT THE GARB OF THE BUCKIN’ BEAVER RANCH, THE ULTIMATE BRAND OF EXTREME TOXIC MASCULINITY!

The Buckin’ Beaver Ranch – a place in the heart. Due west of infamy, just south of respectability. Home of the RAMRODS, renegade patriots who indulge in their vices.

Have you been accused of lacking manliness lately? Had your man card pulled by your wife or significant other or even your buddies? Take it back and take it back now! Be a RAMROD. Sport the brand of the Buckin’ Beaver Ranch… a ravaged floozy astride an undulating beaver. Be a RAMROD and be in charge. Exude confidence and be the man you truly to be. Sport the brand of the Buckin’ Beaver Ranch and unleash your true BASASSERY! Allow yourself to engage in seemingly impossible activities and achieve success in a manner that renders onlookers completely awestruck!